Describing yourself dating website

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I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.

Cooking is one of my greatest passions in life and I dream of one day starting my own restaurant.

Ultimately, I'd like to be known for serving the most delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on this side of the Mississippi... On my days off, you'll either find me playing hockey or belting out show-tunes with my 6-month-old nephew Jason.

He says we should take our act on the road, but I think he needs to brush up on his harmonies first.

No one’s saying you can’t enjoy these things, but everyone does. We would love to read an online dating profile that states “Hi, I’m Janet and I love to cry.

Find a way to package and explain that in a creative, engaging way. Before we depart on this illegal odyssey perhaps we should figure out what kind of crime we will be getting our kicks to. Or perhaps breaking and entering is your date of choice. If you love to cry as well, please reach out so we can cry together.’’ Saying you love to laugh is like saying you love oxygen. We should stop announcing it as if it makes us unique and be a bit more imaginative. Same problem as 'partner in crime.' You’re clearly not working hard at coming up with your own words to describe yourself.

Sarah Beeny, founder of My Single and TV personality, explains that using tired, dating clichés are not going to make your profile and you stand out, and ultimately could hamper your love life.

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